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Take Down the Bird Feeder

    
    
    
I  bought a bird feeder. I  hung
  it  on my back porch and  filled
  it  with seed. What a beauty  of
  a  bird feeder it is, as I filled  it
  lovingly  with seed. Within  a
  week  we had hundreds of  birds
  taking  advantage of  the
  continuous  flow of free  and
  easily  accessible  food.
  
But  then the birds  started
  building  nests in the  boards
  of  the patio, above the  table,
  and  next to the barbecue.  

Then  came the poop. It  was
  everywhere:  on the patio  tile,
  the  chairs, the table  ....
  everywhere!  

Then  some of the  birds
  turned  mean. They  would
  dive  bomb me and try  to
  peck  me even though I  had
  fed  them out of my  own
  pocket.
  
And  others birds  were
  boisterous  and loud.  They
  sat  on the feeder  and
  squawked  and screamed  at
  all  hours of the day and  night
  and  demanded that I fill  it
  when  it got low on  food.
  
After  a while, I couldn't  even
  sit  on my own back  porch
  anymore.  So I took down  the
  bird  feeder and in three  days
  the  birds were gone. I  cleaned
  up  their mess and took  down
  the  many nests they had  built
  all  over the  patio.
  
Soon,  the back yard was  like
  it  used to be.... quiet,  serene
  and  no one demanding  their
  rights  to a free meal.  

Now  let's see.
  Our  government gives  out
  free  food, subsidized  housing,
  free  medical care, and  free
  education  and allows  anyone
  born  here to be an  automatic
  citizen.
  
Then  the illegals came by  the
  tens  of thousands.  Suddenly
  our  taxes went up to pay  for
  free  services; small  apartments
  are  housing 5 families;  you
  have  to wait 6 hours to be  seen
  by  an emergency room  doctor;
  your  child's 2nd grade class  is
  behind  other schools  because
  over  half the class doesn't  speak
  English.
  
Corn  Flakes now come in  a
  bilingual  box; I have  to
  "press  one" to hear my  bank
  talk  to me in English,  and
  people  waving flags other  
  than  "Old Glory"  are
  squawking  and  screaming
  in  the streets,  demanding
  more  rights and free  liberties.
  
Just  my opinion, but  maybe
  it's  time for the  government
  to  take down the bird  feeder.
  
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R.I.P. George....

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I can't let the passing of someone like George Carlin go without a post.  Love him or hate him, it's hard to imagine anybody getting to the minimum age of a Cabal Member (which is a secret) without having been aware of him.  His career began normally enough, but soon, he became known as a "counter-culture" comedian.  Suddenly we were hearing routines about dirty words and drugs.  His routine comparing baseball and football was particularly inspired for the time, and I also recall a wonderfully zany routine about trying to smoke pot in the restroom of an airliner.
Carlin was known as someone who pushed the boundaries, and as a Christian, it is easy to say that he crossed it on many occasions. This life, however, has enough serious moments and sometimes we need a guy like him to make us see the humor in the situation and laugh at ourselves.
Unfortunately, based on his occasional shots at religious matters, we can only hope that he changed his heart and found peace with the Lord before he passed. Most of us were that way at some point and found our way back, so perhaps he did as well. After all, humor is a gift from God, and George certainly had this gift.  Rest in peace George, and thanks.
 
 
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Picture Puzzle.....

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This one should be easy, but then, that's what I said about the last one....
 
Hints:    Legalized homosexual marriage; rights for enemy combatants; increased Social Security withholding; increased taxes; mandatory retirement account withholding; global warming legislation; inheritance tax; Pelosi; Gore; Obama.  That should be enough.
 
First Cabal Member with the correct answer wins a hearty "Atta boy/girl" from your host, and a prized spot in front of the hi-def plasma TV for the All-Star game next month.
 
Good luck..!
 
God bless
 
paddy
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How Stupid We've Become....

SCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008

Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958
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Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008
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School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to
jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.  

Scenario:
 
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1958
- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

 

Scenario:
 Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958
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Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

 

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.  Billy removed to fos ter care and joins a gang.  State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.  Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
 

Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.  

Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher.   English banned from core curriculum.  Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.  

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1958 - Ants die.
2008 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with  domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.  Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1958 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy
. 

  
This should hit every e-mail to show how stupid we have become!  

Thanks to my sister, Molly O'Furniture, for the above.

God bless....

paddy 
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Operation Overlord

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Shortly after 0000, the canopies began to open. 15,500 U.S. paratroopers and almost as many British began landing behind enemy lines to harass, confuse, and suppress the German defenses.  At 0300, aerial bombardment of the French beaches commenced.  A short time later, the fleet joined them.  At 0630, landing craft aimed for beaches code named Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah and Omaha.
In all, over 130,000 troops were to land on those beaches with support from over 195,000 Naval personnel as well as the French Resistance.  It was the largest armada and the largest invasion force the world has yet seen.  64 years ago today. 
They have been celebrated for their accomplishments of D-Day and over the next few days: "The Greatest Generation," "Saving Private Ryan," "Band of Brothers," "The Longest Day." But this was a different kind of man from a different America.  They didn't want accolades.  Those fortunate enough to return home after the war declined to discuss their exploits.  They didn't think of themselves as heroic....they were just doing a job.  You want heroes, they said, go look under those perfect white crosses and Stars of David in the military cemetaries.
Now these men are mostly gone. All of them in their mid- eighties and beyond, they have lived their lives, raised their families, held their grandchildren on their knees and gone to their reward.
We do not live in a world like that anymore.  We live in a world where a careless word uttered in fatigue or frustration can come back 20 years later to derail your career or your political aspirations.  We live in a world where the press has ultimate power to persuade, and in order to hold on to that power, is far more willing to propegate lies to the ultimate detriment of their own country than to speak the truth.  They say they regard troops as heroes, but they are willing to publish classified information that results in American deaths; they cover up for lying politicians who share their dangerous philosophies and manufacture scandals about those with whom they disagree, and they destroy anyone who dares get in their way. They are the greatest danger faced by Americans, who spend countless hours listening and watching .....and following.
So on June 6, 2008, let's remember the young men who walked this earth and fought for freedom 64 years ago.  God blessed us with a Greatest Generation then.  Let us pray that another such generation may come along and save us.......from ourselves.
 
God bless...
 
paddy 
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