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HAOM September

Well, it's the last Monday in September.....time to award the HorsesAsss of the Month.
 
This month, I have chosen a particularly irritating individual.  He is well known for what he refers to as "paleo-conservatism," which to me is just a big steaming pile.  He never tires of telling people he is more conservtive than they are, and that modern conservatism is not real conservatism at all....all this while siding with the Obama people pretty much all the time.
 
He has taken the moniker Cicero, after the Roman philosopher.  The original Cicero was murdered.
 
Be sure to congratulate Cicero on winning the September Horses'Asss of the Month, but as always, don't tell him what you're congratulating him for.
 
God bless....
 
paddy
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What's Wrong with this Picture....?

What a waste of a good hat! 
 
This is audacity, alright.  The 8% black community organizer from Chicago is now going after the all important cowboy vote!
 
I got some bad news for ya there, Barry:  the only cowboy votes you're likely to get are of the 'brokeback' variety.
 
Remember, never call a man a cowboy until you've seen him ride.  This simple wisdom applies to much more than this man's horseback riding abilities.
 
p.s. - I can't say for sure, but that appears to be a woman's hat.
 
God bless....
 
paddy
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

> I know I have people ask me what the differences are and
> this pretty much sums it up for everyone.
>
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
> around the  corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
> Allah,  raises the knife, and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are
> an expert shot.
>
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family. What do you do?
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND SCROLL DOWN:
>
> Democrat's Answer :
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question! Does the  man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to
> him that  would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What
> does my wife  think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun
> like a  club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the
> law say about  this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety
> built into  it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
> message  does this send to society and to my children? Is it
> possible he'd be  happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to
> kill me, or  would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab
> his knees and  hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing
> me? Should I  call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to
> raise taxes,  have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier
> street that  would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
> I need to  debate this with some friends for few days and try to come
> to a consensus.
> ...........................................................................
> ..............................
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> ...........................................................................
> ............................
> Redneck's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click
>
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips
> or Hollow Points?!
>
> Son: Can I shoot the next one?!
>
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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Black September

It was on this date in 1972 that terrorists entered the Olympic compound in Munich, Germany and took the delegation of athletes and coaches from Israel hostage.  I was 15.  I was in High School.  It is the first time I can recall hearing the word "terrorist," but obviously not the last.
These particular slime-buckets killed 11 of their hostages.  Many more innocents have since been killed by similiar slime-buckets, cowards all who lack the courage and fortitude to fight like men but instead prey upon the innocent.
We have been at war with terror in our hearts ever since.  We have been their victims, and we have been their victors.  One day, we will be their conquerors.
If there is one thing President Bush has done right during his time in office, it's that he has taken the fight to the terrorists.....put the U.S. on offense, if you will.  His strategy of hit them so they can't hit you has been enormously successful.  We are on the verge of victory in Iraq, and Afghanistan will soon follow.
We are also preparing to cast votes in an election that will, in effect, result in continuing our fight against these subhumans, or giving it up and having "hope" that they will decide not to hit us again.  The first choice is logical; the second, madness.  If we take our security in this country seriously, we must continue to take the fight to the terrorists.  To stop now will mean our soldiers have died in vain, and almost ensure further attacks against our country....our innocent civilians.
Yes, there are other factors to consider:  neither candidate is very strong on border security and the illegal populations will continue to grow whomever we choose; one is for gun control, the other favors our Second Amendment rights and has chosen an NRA Member as his Vice-Presidential nominee; one would raise taxes and nationalize health-care, the other would reduce taxes and keep health-care private.
It is easy to see that there are distinct differences between the candidates which should make choosing one a simple thing for the majority of us. 
I urge all to consider all these things and cast your ballot for the candidate of your choice come November.
 
God bless....
 
paddy
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