Posted by
paddy o'furniture on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:40:41 PM
USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size
into perspective...ENORMOUS!
When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail
to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5
acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full
complement.
Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors
that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling
1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going
150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet
Size
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds
5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons
6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet
Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh
water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable
and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier
side operation
8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for
underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).
USS BILL CLINTON
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from
its home port of Vancouver, BC.
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a
standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight
in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the
(formerly dignified) office of President.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled
aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of
5 knots.
It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat
or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they
cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very
menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.
This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is
specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all
enemies of the United States at all costs.
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out
messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find
America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and
though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy
advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek
refuge in Canada .
USS BARACK OBAMA
Don't ask.
This is not going to be pretty.