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Three New Navy Ships

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USS  REAGAN

 Seeing it next to the Arizona  Memorial really puts its size  
into  perspective...ENORMOUS!
When the Bridge pipes 'Man the  Rail' there is a lot of rail  
to man on this monster:  shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5  
acres. Her displacement is  about 100,000 tons with full  
complement.

 Capability

Top speed  exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors  
that can  operate for more than 20 years without refueling

 1. Expected to  operate in the fleet for about 50 years
 2. Carries  over 80 combat aircraft
 3. Three arresting cables can  stop a 28-ton aircraft going  
150 miles per hour in less  than 400 feet

 Size

 1.  Towers 20  stories above the waterline
 2.  1092 feet long; nearly as  long as the Empire State Building is tall
 3.   Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
 4.  4 bronze   propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing  66,200  pounds
 5.  2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet  and weighing 50 tons
 6.   4 high speed aircraft  elevators, each over 4,000 square feet

Capacity

 1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
 2. Carries enough food and  supplies to operate for 90 days
 3.  18,150 meals served  daily
 4.  Distillation plants  provide 400,000 gallons of fresh  
water from sea water  daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5.  Nearly 30,000 light  fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable  
and wiring 1,400  telephones
 6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000  sheets
 7.   Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for  pier 
side operation
 8.  Costs the Navy approximately  $25 million per day for 
underway operations (Sailor's salaries  included).
 

 USS  BILL CLINTON

The USS William Jefferson Clinton  (CVS1) set sail today from 
its home port of  Vancouver, BC.

The ship is the first of its kind  in the Navy and is a  
standing legacy to President Bill  Clinton 'for his foresight  
in military budget cuts' and his  conduct while holding the  
(formerly dignified) office of  President.
The ship is constructed nearly  entirely from recycled 
aluminum and is completely solar  powered with a top speed of  
5 knots.
 It boasts an arsenal comprised of  one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat  
or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft  which, although they  
cannot be launched on the 100 foot  flight deck, form a very  
menacing presence.
As a  standing order there are no firearms allowed on  board.
 This crew, like the crew aboard the  USS Jimmy Carter, is  
specially trained to avoid conflicts  and appease any and all  
enemies of the United  States at all costs.
 An onboard Type One DNC  Universal Translator can send out 
messages of apology  in any language to anyone who may find 
America offensive.  The number of apologies are limitless and  
though some may  seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy  
advises all  apologies will sound very sincere.
 In  times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to  seek  
refuge in Canada .

 USS   BARACK  OBAMA

 Don't  ask.
This is not going to be  pretty.
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