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Our good friend Frank has been blogging (ranting) at Townhall for a couple years now, although he has not always gone by that name.  His doctors at Shady Acres suggested blogging after the shock treatments proved to be a dismal failure.
The fact that he can blog at all is a miracle in itself, as the shock, the lobotomy, and years of psilocybin abuse has left him with the mental capacity of a three year old......doberman.
Fortunately, Acorn came to the rescue and offered him a job.  They log on for him and put the cursor in the comment box and just let him go.  He is paid by the times he can work the word "racist" into a post, and last we heard, he is pulling down six figures.
Good on ya,' Frank.  It's always good to hear a heartwarming tale as it relates to the handicapped.
 
God bless....
 
paddy
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White Salamander, aka Careful with that Axe, Eugene (shown, at right) receives the affections of his equally slimy boyfriend Frank on a recent weekend getaway. 
The pair, known for their ability to replicate HIV in numerous others of their ilk, share a rare mutative trait in being grotesque and nauseating to all other members of their own species.  This rare defect causes them to be summarily shunned by all members of their own race.
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