Posted by
paddy o'furniture on Monday, June 15, 2009 2:46:54 PM
White Salamander, aka Careful with that Axe, Eugene (shown, at right) receives the affections of his equally slimy boyfriend Frank on a recent weekend getaway.
The pair, known for their ability to replicate HIV in numerous others of their ilk, share a rare mutative trait in being grotesque and nauseating to all other members of their own species. This rare defect causes them to be summarily shunned by all members of their own race.